dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

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unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

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asian:

if i was hot i would be such a slut

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nosdrinker:

honeyipwnedthekids:

nosdrinker:

someone reblog the Skrillex bee attack gif

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WHOA LOOK OUT SKRILLEX

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pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

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