supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

(via doughnot)

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I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

(Source: shady-brain-farm, via pizza)

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childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via fake-mermaid)

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cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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(Source: cyberfricking, via baracknobama)

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